When Mike Warren-Madden worried that his pet fish Malcolm was getting bored, he decided to do something about it. He spent weeks at the drawing board, designing a unique device – an Aquatic Perambulator – that would allow him to take his fish for a walk.
I love tea and I love this quote by Eleanor Roosevelt. I’m really happy how this picture turned out.
ANIME BOOBS MAKE ME LAUGH
LIKE LOOK AT THIS SHIT
I MEAN I’VE NEVER TOUCHED A BOOB
BUT I’M PRETTY DAMN SURE THEY DON’T DO THIS SHIT
You’re forgetting the best one
Boobs actually do do all of these things.
As a person with boobs, I can also confirm that they absolutely do all of these things.
i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back
this perfectly describes grandmas
My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.
im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics
i really want a grandma
The Good Vibe
Our bodies deserve more than to be war-torn and collateral, offering this fuckdom as a pathetic means to say, “I only know how to exist when I am wanted.” [x]